I'm the problem.

I have a problem.

It's a new problem, not one I've always had.

My problem is this: I'm socially exhausted. I just don't feel like dealing with dating or anything of that sort because it is just kinda dramatic and tiring ya know? Like, I realize that it should be fun and that it is necessary for exaltation, but sometimes I'm just not sure if it's worth the energy.

That's a terrible attitude, right?

So what's my latest and greatest solution that has just kinda been happening? The friend zone.

I just friend zone em all. I did it consciously at first but now it just kinda happens.

How do I friend zone em you may ask? I have my ways. Generally, I ask them about other girls they could like. I ask them about dates they've been on. I even tell them I'll set them up with other girls. Haha. It's just easier that way. Right?

Then I end up in this slightly awkward position.

It's great fun, really.


Do you ever do the same thing? Or am I just strange?

Depending on your answers those could have been rhetorical questions.

The end.

:)